Adult pacifier

Alcohol, sex, drugs. Things adults use to pacify themselves when life gets overwhelming.

I can’t believe I’m really raw dogging life now. I don’t drink smoke or have sex. No more adult pacifiers!

by badbtchesgetit March 24, 2024

Adulting

Intransitive verb. Either carrying out the responsibilities of adulthood, often in contrast to peers who are unable or unwilling to do so, or attempting do so despite your unwillingness or inability.

"I've been Adulting all day. I did my taxes, my dishes and my laundry."
"I did some Adulting too! I made a whole phone call."

by Shamus_Aran January 14, 2026

Disney Adult

A sad single adult who has substituted Disney for reality. Disney Adults visit Disney theme parks at least once a year and they consider hugging a Disney Character to be the highest form of human achievement. Every conversation with a Disney Adult will devolve into a Disney movie or a trip they made to a Disney Park in the past.

There is nothing more tragic than a Disney Adult.

by Spackly Jones February 17, 2026