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Drive-By Media

(uncountable) (US, idiomatic) Mass Media that provides broad or misleading statements in quick succession without context or explanation. Never returning to "Original" stated story /report with unbiased factual information for follow up.
You know what a Drive-By shooting is.

CALLER: Sure.

RUSH: You got a bunch of renegades in a car and they drive into a crowd and they start spraying bullets around and they head on down the highway and make a total mess of things. They ruin some people. They kill some people in the case of Drive-By shootings. Then they head on down the highway and they do it again. Meanwhile, other people have to clean up the mess. The Drive-By Media is the same way. They come in with their cameras and their microphones and their news reporting, and they create an absolute mess. They scare the hell out of people. They literally cause carnage. Their actions sometimes are destructive and ruinous to individuals. They kill the reputations of people, or try to. And then they get in the convertible, they head on down the highway and they find the next group of people to do the same thing to while there are those of us who have to go in and clean up the mess.
by Iceman99turbo March 24, 2021
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Drive By Dumping

The act of driving a vehicle past a target and sticking your ass out of the window, letting out a stream of shit so hard that it will cause bodily harm to your target via shit.
Damn, did you hear about that Drive By Dumping that just happened on Third Street? Crazy Man.
by seant708 August 11, 2019
mugGet the Drive By Dumpingmug.

put it on the drive

Timothy: What are you up to man?
Me: At a business conference in Las Vegas. I can't stand these fuckers, so I'm gonna put it on the drive.
Timothy: What do you have available?
Me: A mini-fridge in my hotel room full of various wines and liquors. I'm gonna drink everything in this pig and head to the company dinner.
by ribbitypibbity May 18, 2017
mugGet the put it on the drivemug.

cry-driving

To weep; shed tears, with or without sound; while operating and guiding the movement of a vehicle or animal.
While stopped at the lights, I noticed him cry-driving while listening to "Somebody" by Depech Mode.
by cjahan July 12, 2012
mugGet the cry-drivingmug.

Drive-by bag

When a homie hand delivers a fresh bag to smoke.
I'm Gonna do a drive-by bag before work, With fresh bags in the trunk. We are so getting faded when I get there!
by Addyboi87 December 1, 2021
mugGet the Drive-by bagmug.

Tennessee drive by

When you give a midday blowjob to your boyfriend for the purpose of videoing it for another person. Bonus points for living in Arkansas.
Man:”Time for a Tennessee Drive by.”
Her:”who should we send it to this time?”
by Kylie islander April 9, 2022
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Driving Rod

A hand Job while on a trip where the male is driving.
My girlfriend just gave me a Driving Rod and I almost hit a cop when i blew in her face!
by Crazyasukid March 21, 2009
mugGet the Driving Rodmug.

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