Saggy Turkey

A sexual act done while fisting a person (male or female) where you turn the inserted hand and open fingers then quickly thrust the hand inside the anus or vagina. While preforming this make a turkey gobbling sound the recipients flopping balls and penis (or breasts if female) will resemble the gizzard of a turkey.

the gobbling sound emitted from Matt's room indicated that he had finally preformed the elusive saggy turkey on Phil's anus.

by CoxHall Master October 30, 2007

Hairy Turkey

Act of gobbling like a turkey while performing oral sex on an a (unshaved) woman.

"She didn't think it was as funny as I did when I gave her a hairy turkey"

by thatguy@someplace April 12, 2009

Turkey Box

A rather saggy vaginal opening - akin to the neck of a turkey, or in some cases a ham sandwich.

"Mavis' Turkey Box looks like a bag of giblets, guy!!"

by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008

Going Turkey

Going harder than hard. An updated and more bad ass version of "going ham". This term is not to be used lightly, for it surpasses going ham.

It may include but is not limited to: Drinking insane amounts of grain alcohol till you can't hold your own head up, puking while drinking and then continuing to drink, no sleep, mass amounts of illegal substances, moonshine, hunch punch or absinthe may be a factor.

After 8th shot of 151... "Bro, I am GOING TURKEY tonight!!!!!"

by motorboat26 August 25, 2011

turkey bandit

One who covertly heists turkey sandwiches in the middle of the night.

"We would have some turkey sammiches for the trip, but the turkey bandit got them."

by corn master October 2, 2002

Jerky Turkey

A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.

Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head

by Sinnah24 February 6, 2010

turkey joke

The act of staging a fake joke within a large group of people immediately followed by loud rambunctious laughter intended to make others around them think that the laughing party is having the most fun in the room when in reality it's the other way around.

During our celebratory reunion dinner with old friends and colleagues, someone from the adjacent table made a turkey joke in order to combat the genuine fun and laughter our table was producing.

by the universe is mine May 29, 2009