Jakobi! Why'd you chinese pineapple Cayde?!
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-
by notPhoenix___ November 2, 2023
Get the Chinese Pineapplemug. Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00
"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."
by Scarwielder September 11, 2018
Get the Renting the pineapplemug. Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!
Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!
by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022
Get the bloody pineapplemug. A term used when a guy is busting a nut so good it is like omg I have no other words to explain this bomb feeling. You are on another level during this time so it would be the first words that leave your mouth, so pineapple boat.
by Dirty D and Nasty Z September 22, 2013
Get the pineapple boatmug. The top of Spongebob SquarePants' house, said by Anix in his video about recreating the Bikini Bottom in Bloxburg.
by Despah June 16, 2020
Get the Pineapple Hairsmug. by Cora :) June 16, 2020
Get the pineapple hairsmug. "Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"
by whosischrist May 21, 2018
Get the Pineapple Expressedmug.