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Chinese Pineapple

The act of killing a party member because it annoys the DM
Jakobi! Why'd you chinese pineapple Cayde?!
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-
by notPhoenix___ November 2, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Pineapplemug.

Renting the pineapple

Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00
"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."
by Scarwielder September 11, 2018
mugGet the Renting the pineapplemug.

bloody pineapple

Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!
Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!
by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022
mugGet the bloody pineapplemug.

pineapple boat

A term used when a guy is busting a nut so good it is like omg I have no other words to explain this bomb feeling. You are on another level during this time so it would be the first words that leave your mouth, so pineapple boat.
Pineapple boat. Nuffsaid.
by Dirty D and Nasty Z September 22, 2013
mugGet the pineapple boatmug.

Pineapple Hairs

The top of Spongebob SquarePants' house, said by Anix in his video about recreating the Bikini Bottom in Bloxburg.
Those are some tall pineapple hairs!
by Despah June 16, 2020
mugGet the Pineapple Hairsmug.

pineapple hairs

The stem of a pineapple that looks like a weed.
Hey bro! Did you hear were calling pineapple stems pineapple hairs now
by Cora :) June 16, 2020
mugGet the pineapple hairsmug.

Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.
"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"
by whosischrist May 21, 2018
mugGet the Pineapple Expressedmug.

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