Cat Urination

The act of a cat when piss leaves its system

What is your cat doing

Urination

Cat Urination?
Yes

by Juanita Green October 11, 2021

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

Cat

A animal

Cat

by Hdbfhfbf December 14, 2019

cat war

a conflict between two housemates owning separate cats, brought on by these cats not getting along. Aggressions range from petty arguments between roommates, to outright forcing one roommate to pay a hefty vet bill due because their cat gave the other person's cat fleas.

Dude, I'm sorry my cat Snuggles pissed all over your cat Tigger's food dish, but do we really have to get into a cat war over this?

by catmaster8675309 August 22, 2018

indoor cat

indoor cats are the vaginas of people who do not want to have sexual relations outside, outdoor cats are vaginas that will have sex outside

i’m not going to have sex while hiking, i have an indoor cat.

by gettwiggywithit March 12, 2025

Cat people

A movie about incest set in New Orleans
when they have sex, they turn into black Panthers.

That movie Cat People really hit the nail on the head about incest, eh?

by Non Partisan October 18, 2020

Cat

Cat are THE internet animals of 2010. Probs they are even the reason why the internet got so big.

Example: „hey, have you seen that cat video where the cat fights with another cat?“

„Yeah, I have! It was funny“

by ItsPie April 29, 2021