new jersey pine

When you probe gabes asshole with a mike and Ike

Yo I just gave your mom a New Jersey pine

by YoooBoiii May 5, 2014

New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014

New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.

"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."

by alexseymour October 26, 2014

New Wave Nintendodrone

A nintendodrone that hasn't owned any consoles older than the gamecube. These are less uncommon as in the new age of gaming most people conclude that all Nintendo games are for children. These gamers have sifted through the useless junk of gaming and found the jewels that many people don't appreciate, some of these games being the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker and the Metroid Prime series.

New Wave Nintendodrone: Man I would do ANYTHING to get mewtwo in super smash bros 4!!! I can't wait for the HD Legend of Zelda either.

Nintendodrone: HD? Games are obviously better quality when they are pixelated because it makes the game makers have to be more creative and stuff! THE NES IS GOD!!!!

Casual gamer: What's a NES?

Normal Human being: What's a mewto?

by H0nest MAn November 25, 2014

New Jorker

A person or family of someone who from the city (New York) but moved to the suburbs of Jersey.

Considers themselves a New Yorker just living in New Jersey

"You from New Jersey?"
"First of all its Jersey, and yeah but I'm a New Jorker"

by Nico Safelli December 17, 2014

New Jorker

A person or family of someone who from the city (New York) but moved to the suburbs of Jersey.

Considers themselves a New Yorker just living in New Jersey

"You from New Jersey?"
"First of all its Jersey, and yeah but I'm a New Jorker"

by Nico Safelli December 17, 2014

new york

Just a large city on America's east coast. To the residents of New York, it is the center of the universe, the greatest city on earth, the only place people can become rich and "make it big" at, the city that has the absolute best Italian food in the world,period, the only place with "real" pizza, subs, and bagels. To new York residents, everywhere else in the world is not as good or exciting. To the rest of the world, new York is just a city mainly full of assholes who think that they are better than everyone else because Billy Joel named a song after them. When new York residents go on vacation, they are not very fun to be around because they will constantly badger you about how much better things are in new York.

After finishing meal a nice Italian restaurant not in new york while on vacation-
Guy not from new York(paying for the meal)- Wow, this was great. How'd you like your meal?
Guy from new york- Eh, ya know, back in New York they got this mad awesome deli that makes a way better meatball sub. But yeah, I guess this place is halfway decent, I mean, to be wasting your money at.
Guy not from new york- Oh yeah well your welcome for taking you here, you prick. Why don't you just go back to new york and tell all your new York friends how great new York is. New York, new York , new York, I just cant get eenough of it.

by Almostliamneeson January 3, 2015