by pieroseyyyy June 4, 2018
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Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"
John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
by MPS208 March 27, 2023
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Get the National Air Force 1 Day mug.National Break Celeste’s Toe Day: In physics class, Jack decided he would trip Celeste and break her toe.
by JACKHEBERTBREAKSTOES November 9, 2021
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person 2: thats great man! why all of a sudden?
person 1: dude, its april 24! national confess to your crush day!
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person 1: dude, its april 24! national confess to your crush day!
by schlatticus supreme April 23, 2020
Get the national confess to your crush day mug.An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !
Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th
Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
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Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl
Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl
by Handlemycheesekaren July 1, 2020
Get the National suck some dick day mug.on January 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).
i'm so glad that it's national kick an ugly person day because i can't stand to look at him any longer
by smexydevan12345 January 9, 2022
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