Poop

Something that is brown and long that comes out of your butt.

I pooped today.

by DJ Callie October 10, 2019

Daddy Poop

Poop from your daddy (not dad)

Daddy poop when?

by UwU:v January 16, 2018

poop

you mom

your poop maakes good food

by no0986 October 14, 2020

Tiddlywink Poop

1. A stupid person
2. Slang term for dumbass

Wow! That guy's such a tiddlywink poop.
AHHH!!! FUCK YOU TIDDLYWINK POOP!!!
YOU TIDDLYWINK POOP!!!!

by loveneverdies21 May 16, 2011

Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.

Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”

by NCOIC September 14, 2020

Poop jaccuzi

The surgical removal of the brain.

The CPT code for a Poop Jaccuzi is 6969696969. Looks like the patient's copay is $69.

by Pewpewpewrainbows March 15, 2025

Purse Poop

When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.

Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.

by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022