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New Wanker

1. A person who resides in New York that is unpleasant.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.
That New Wanker just cut me off. What an asshole!

I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!
by Lynerally February 7, 2024
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DDLC: The New Kids

A Doki Doki Literature Club mod featuring brand new characters such as the original MC but with a name now (Michi), Sam (another boy, no damn self esteem), Mahiro (chill girl), Natsya (an actual normal fucking girl, never thought we'd see the day in DDLC), Kotonoha (Popular.), and a GINGER- I mean Cian, named after the mod's creator!
Currently in the works, with a dub also in the works.
When will it release? Not even the creator knows, but he hopes late 2025.
Person: "Hey, Cian, when is DDLC: The New Kids coming out?"
Cian: "I don't know."
Person: "Oh-!"
by Redlove101 September 1, 2025
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New York lonely boy

Made popular by Netflix’s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents who’s more comfortable around adults than kids.

They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?

Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
by RandomZed March 28, 2023
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new-age scene girl

New-age scene girls a just like your traditional, mid 2000s scene girl, but "toned down" a little. They don't wear tutus meant for toddlers playing dress up or have hair looking like two rats had sex in, but they still like electronic rock music (not Blood On The Dance Floor though, Dahvie Vanity got his ass exposed) and emo-ish clothing.
Annalise: Who's that girl over there?
Cameron: Oh, that's August. She's a new-age scene girl
by Graystripe November 21, 2016
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New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.
Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin
by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024
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New Years

A time near the end of the year where one makes false promises to themselves for the upcoming year to make them feel good about themselves. :)
After this New years I'm going to go to the gym at least twice a week.
by Decent_Work December 25, 2013
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discords controversial new ui

A recent, unwanted overhaul of Discord's user interface that has caused widespread disapproval across its user base. This new design is often described as a cluttered, unorganized mess, resembling the chaotic, poorly-optimized layout found in Android phones. The update features unnecessary complexity, over-complicated navigation, and a general lack of coherence, leaving users longing for the previous, cleaner interface. The UI is so bad that it’s often compared to a half-baked, rushed project, leading many to wonder if Discord hired a team of monkeys to make the changes.

Example: "I tried using Discord’s new UI and ended up spending 20 minutes trying to find the settings. This update is like if Android and a toddler had a messy design baby."

Synonyms:

Android-ridden disaster
Digital dumpster fire
The great UI blunder of 2025
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Discord’s new UI? It's a nightmare to navigate."

Person 2: "Yeah, it’s honestly terrible. Looks like they took an Android interface, added a bunch of random colors, and called it a day. It's like the UI is trying to rage-bait you."

Person 1: "No kidding. I spent 10 minutes just trying to find my friends list. This update is a total mess. I swear, it feels like they hired someone who has never used a phone or computer before."

Person 2: "It’s literally the Discords controversial new UI in action. I’d rather have the old version back."
by 584940493395874392034839394 February 27, 2025
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