Headlight chicken

When two grown ass adults refuse to dim their brights as they approach each other.

Karen wrecked her car because she refuses to lose at headlight chicken.

by Beerme78 January 31, 2022

Milked the Chickens

(V) To totally screw up. Have good intentions, but fail miserably.

Tyson got up early, shaved and had a cup of coffee. But the second he spoke to the client, he really "milked the chickens."

by MTProfessor May 14, 2013

Chicken Jockey

A Popular meme which originates from A Minecraft Movie.

"Dude did you hear? The last post on 4Chan was Chicken Jockey."
"Nahhh that's crazy."

by AcidJace April 21, 2025

mullet chicken

When two or more dudes compete to see how long they are willing to grow mullets until only one is left standing.

We played mullet chicken until only Jerry was left. He won 50 bucks but was it worth it?

by duudebra August 9, 2015

International Chicken Day

Falling on the sixth of may, International chicken day is celebrated by the mass consumption of fried/grilled chicken doused in a selection of marinades.

This Tradition, suspected to have been founded in Coventry University before spreading rapidly both northwards and southwards as students commute back to their original home towns/cities, is celebrated by frequent visits to Benny's chicken, Chicken cottage, express diner and nandos (to name just a few establishment).

Sides may vary from chips, to coleslaw, corn and macho peas, this holiday allows people of all genders, religions, creeds and races's to come together and enjoy delicious, protein filled poultry.

Chicken May 6th International Chicken Day

by NOFXGREENIE May 8, 2013

sunday chicken

Jessica does it on sunday’s. She eats chicken every sunday

Kitty: Yo we out to Jessica’s sunday chicken??

Penny: Most def.
Kat: Best believe!!

by yourhgpennyyyy May 26, 2023

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025