Life

See also: Shrek

Shrek is life

by OakA September 8, 2021

Life

Doing everything “for your sake” against your will

Kid: mom why do I go to school? I don’t want to
Mom: it’s for your own sake
Kid: -_- it’s that what life got for me?

by Yessir oki May 9, 2021

Degree in the University of Life

Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.

“Sounds like you’ve got a degree in the university of life.”

by Shadownode January 5, 2024

Life

A sexually transmitted terminal disease that causes prolonged pain and suffering

many babies are diagnosed with life every year, a truly sad reality

by absolute mong November 1, 2016

swipe life

A person who practices the art of scamming banks by depositing fake checks into people’s account and profiting from it.

Every since I started the swipe life , I have not been broke.

by Mr.ColderThanAPolarBear October 13, 2019

My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

by georgy177 February 5, 2021

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025