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I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
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godzilla of life

Godzilla of life is when you notice something so small and insignificant but gives you an epiphany into life. It is a profound spiritual experience.
Omg! That mouse you just smashed with the shovel was a Godzilla of Life man, he was little but he was big. Scrap him up like Big Brother and let’s get breakfast.
by Crunch Bunny September 21, 2021
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Life

Something i have that you don't
thy must have no life because thy looked it up XDDDDDD
by uligi88 June 3, 2018
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Life

Person 1: Hi, whatcha doin with your life?

Me: nothing
by Ok I I'm me to I'm I'm me September 27, 2017
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Life

Not to be confused with 1999 Eddie Murphy of the same title, "Life" is a movie that has countless numbers of main characters. Not to mention that this movie "Life" even has tens of main characters within a nearby proximity
Watching 'Life' was wild — it felt like every character had their own storyline, and there were so many of them in the same scene!
by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025
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I'm not going to fake an orgasms for you Jordan. I didn't need to try so I'm not going to.
Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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Life

I don't really like it. You know? It really is kind of a mind fuck and the more you think about it the worse it... Sounds? Is that the right word? It "sounds" bad in your head the more you think about it? Because I could say "is" I guess but thinking about life doesn't necessarily make it worse.
I often feel guilty about my life. I don't really suffer very much outside of my own mind. I'm not even entirely unhappy. I spend most of my days laughing and having a good time. I have good people around me. The only real thing I have to complain about is the existence fee imposed on me by an unfeeling government that is hovering over me. Laying in wait to put me in a cage. It's not death that I worry about. It's that I'm trapped in a game of "defeat or serve". And yes I'm aware of the implications of acting out solipsism in the actual world and that's not something I actively engage in. The outcomes are often predictable and the outcome is always the same. Not hard to get thrown for a loop every once and a while but life tends to be more thematic that is does chaotic.
by Hym Iam April 3, 2022
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