John Ray

Keep away from children. AA

Damn Thats, John Ray.!.??!

by Bobsuckedmypenis January 24, 2022

john jude

Big sexy rugby man

Wow have you seen John jude !!!

by I<3dilfs347 November 23, 2021

The John Cena

When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.

The other night I did the John Cena on a girl and the next day she called her chiropractor.

by Muddcutie February 18, 2022

Jolly John

The best person on the InteNsify Charts discord server. Also has a 55 inch penis. Mega Chad.

Zay: My opinions are so shit, I wish I could be a chad like Jolly John

by Persons31j February 13, 2019

Piglet John

A person singing karaoke miserably, as in, they are trying to sing Elton John, but messing it up.

Get off the stage, Piglet John!

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017

John Qusack

A quarter ounce of marijuana

Yo, come on over. I just bought a John Qusack.

by SpaceKat2000 May 31, 2018

John Alternator

Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.

Nick doesn’t know who john alternator is!

*dissapointment spreads across everyone’s face*

by The Historic Record of Calc BC May 21, 2024