John Marston’d

To be outnumbered by your enemies and shot many times

“Dude it’s 1 v 7, he’s not clutchi- yeah there we go, John Marston’d.”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh January 8, 2026

John Day

Your mum's favourite Wrestler

Me - "hey mum, who's your favourite wrestler?"

My mum -"John Day"

by Totally not John Day November 22, 2021

John

A goofy boy

that mf John is acting goofy today.

by goofyboytalkreckless November 22, 2021

John

The fat bitch friend that everyone makes fun of

John is annoying asf

by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021

John

A john someone who is annoying asf. His friends are fake to him and always talk bad about him behind his back

Dang I don’t like john

by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021

john jerome

The finest man on the planet. Sweet. Marvelous. And simple all at once. If you meet someone named John Jerome they probably have a blue berry in their pocket, and even better yet, are probably willing to share. If you meet someone named John Jerome you are a lucky ducky.

John Jerome? I’m in love

by Melkywey November 22, 2021

John

He can easily twerk on to men at the same time he doesn’t care about feeling mens private areas In his butt

John loves to ride till he can’t ride no more

Ayoo your being John

Damn why you so John

I like men I’m a John

I suck a mean cock ima John

by Mymameiscockadoo November 22, 2021