snowplow mom

A woman of age whom, before engaging in sexual intercourse, will get absolutely smashed off cocaine

Mrs. Robertson seems to be really peppy in the morning... Maybe she's a snowplow mom.

by Crisperz December 12, 2015

Your mom

is gay

"hey bobby your mom is gay"
"no she isn't bobby"

by isabot0 October 20, 2021

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

your mom

A term normally used by trash talkers.

Gamer: Your so bad your mom could do better than you

by yessirdaddy November 15, 2022

your mom

your mom means that the person who said it is talking about your mom

what are u doing

your mom

by def.not.bri February 6, 2022

my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025

ur mom

YOUR MOTHER HAHAHAHA

Man 1: "hey guess what''
Man 2: "what"
Man 1: "UR MOM"
Man 2: "I just lost my last braincell"

by Badass_bunny October 17, 2022