Blake Effect

When you are playing a video game with a Blake and you play like a horse that just got his semen drained and running a drag race in drunk goggles

I DONT CARE IF IM BUGHA I HAVE THE BLAKE EFFECT

by Hashimo July 02, 2024

Teague Effect

The aftermath of a heart rate zone 2 exercise in which loud chanting and hand symbols will elevate the exercise to a rigorous heart rate zone 5 in which the body will start to perspire in excess. Teague Effect can only be experienced in settings in which two or more individuals are present.

Brian experienced a strong Teague Effect following his stationary bike exercise.

by mommysmilk June 09, 2023

Wingardian Effect

Reducing a character to either a brute blinded by rage and/or a plot device.

"In his rush to evolve himself, Godzilla unfortunately succumbed to the Wingardian effect of being reduced to a blind-raging brute."

by RandomOne3333 September 04, 2024

Zoro effect

When removing a woman’s bra and/or thong, you use a zigzag/Zoro Z pattern when pulling the fabric away from the breasts or butt

Charles used the zoro effect to remove Nancy’s panties and bra exposing her tight buttocks and firm breasts

by WormforFish May 25, 2021

The Shyamalan Effect

The feeling of disgust after climax when watching porn. Dubbed "The Shyamalan Effect" because, like M. Knight Shyamalan's movies, masturbation has a mediocre twist ending that makes you question why you wasted time on it.

Some Guy: Yo y'know that feeling when you splooge and like immediately feel gross?

Me, an Intellectual: Ahhh yes.. The Shyamalan Effect.

by exoheck July 15, 2018

The Townley Effect

When your workplace fucks you harder than the town bike but you think you're still in front

He thought he deserved that promotion but we all knew he was being absolutely raped. The Townley Effect had him by the ballbag

by #BA DDTB November 03, 2022

The Stupid Effect

The observation that one can’t be right without some degree of completely contradictory stupidity involved.

A: What the hell put Trump into power?
B: Fuck, if I know...
A: It’s so stupid. His whole campaign was the dumbest shit ever.
B: Maybe that’s how he won.
C: *raises nerd glasses* Umm, actually, you’re merely noting a common correlation: The Stupid Effect. Please get back to me when someone(s) finds a proper causal link.

by angeredcanadian69 December 28, 2018