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chop joe

when you’re trying to type coochie in a group chat but if you don’t type quick enough they’ll move onto a different conversation so you accidentally type chop joe
"you need to shave your chop joe, it's like a forest down there"
by fishfingerz June 21, 2023
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Barry Joe

Smartest Mofo ever

Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Person 1 "Yo do you know Barry Joe?"
Person 2 "I know a couple of Barry Joes, which one do you mean?"
Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
by oihp3q49paewfug9p203u9 September 12, 2022
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Joe moment

Oh man I had a Joe moment again...
by anonymous October 30, 2020
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Joe Diamond Fancy

Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.
Joe Diamond Fancy breaks necks and cashes fuckin’ fat checks
by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022
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Joe Pesci impression

A bit you can do with your buddies, tell someone to do a Jay Leno impression, and then have them to a joe Pesci impression, where you do the “funny how” line. Tell them thats wrong and ask for more Italian Americans but NEVER ask for joe Pesci

For example, start with Jay Leno, then Robert De Niro, then Steve buschemi, then john Travolta, etc.

Keep doing the bit until you get sick of it or the person you’re doing it to kicks ya in the family jewels
person #1: Hey big man can you do that really great Jay Leno impression ?

Person #2: yeah I got you, YOU THINK IM A FUNNY GUY, FUNNY HOW? LIKE I’M A CLOWN, LIKE I AMUSE YOU??

Person #1: no no that’s not it, that’s Steve buschemi

Person #3: dude thats literally a joe Pesci impression.

Person #1 and #2: who the fuck is joe Pesci?
by Crammedlamb68 March 19, 2025
mugGet the Joe Pesci impressionmug.

joe

by sanscuzynot September 29, 2021
mugGet the joemug.

Joe mcloughlin

by Spicy boy 69 March 12, 2017
mugGet the Joe mcloughlinmug.

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