Friend: dude why aren't you at school?
Other Friend: it's December 2, don't tell me you went to school.
Friend: ummmmm
Other Friend: it's December 2, don't tell me you went to school.
Friend: ummmmm
by BHW October 29, 2019
Get the December 2mug. 
Get the 《¤》2《¤》n《¤》2《¤》5《¤》p《¤》9《¤》n《¤》k《¤》mug. 
National smash a glass day.
You can smash the glass anywhere. Even ur teachers face, or your bestfriends face. You get extra points if you do it on your siblings face.
You can smash the glass anywhere. Even ur teachers face, or your bestfriends face. You get extra points if you do it on your siblings face.
"AY FRED COME HERE!" *Smashes a glass on his face* +2point "YOU FUCKIN BITCH!" *smashes a glass in his face too* +4points 2. August
by The real Vikstar123 October 13, 2022
Get the 2. Augustmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>Louis Vuitoon Version 2 For Titties <`~`Chicken`'`Breasts`~`><.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. 
Person 1: I think that The Wizard of Oz is the best movie.
Person 2: Wow. Your social security number is 2.
Person 2: Wow. Your social security number is 2.
by evrstz September 29, 2023
Get the Your social security number is 2mug.