2 bears one cave

2 hairy men indulging in sexual intercourse in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears one cave with me I always win.

by The Mottanator 400 December 1, 2023

safe 2 da madness

Thanks to the madness, I am the way I am. Written as 'Safe 2 Da Madness' to urbanise it. Shorten to simply, S2DM.

safe 2 da madness, I'm still here today.

by S2DM July 19, 2021

Retard^2

An otherwise healthy person who is acting retarded.

The retard^2 was acting retarded, which was a retarded thing to do anyway.”

by Suddenly G August 24, 2021

dirrhea-2

so bad it hurts like hell and ur ass is bleeding

AHH I HAD DIRRHEA-2 GOD KILL ME "crying".

by rizzfish February 1, 2023

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

Medic 2

(Noun) an ambulance located out of a fire departments second station. Typically staffed by one or two people that believe they have some kind of status in the organization. Mostly “ OUT OF SERVICE” or “ 4th Up”.

“Did you see medic 2 is out of service again?!”

by Crispy Boyz May 3, 2021

2 September

The day when men start dating the girl they want and only want

Eg: Zayana will you be my gf on this day 2 September 2025

by Ahem/5?:4 September 1, 2025