by anonymous January 20, 2024

by User 9956 November 21, 2021

A professional Mac daddy is different from a traditional Mac daddy in the sense that he is more successful (in the context of both financial and sexual) than an average Mac daddy, a Mac daddy’s being more successful than an average Pimp.
A professional Mac daddy’s are also frequently small business owners. Owning establishment such as nightclubs and brothels.
One final thing a note is that with professional Mac Daddies is that womanizing has almost been completely eliminated. Mac’s will Prefer to Pimp slap People who hurt their “Ladies” rather than Pimp Slap their own “Ladies.”
A professional Mac daddy’s are also frequently small business owners. Owning establishment such as nightclubs and brothels.
One final thing a note is that with professional Mac Daddies is that womanizing has almost been completely eliminated. Mac’s will Prefer to Pimp slap People who hurt their “Ladies” rather than Pimp Slap their own “Ladies.”
Mac: Now Listen Mama, I ain’t no pimp, can you dig it? I’m a Professional Mac Daddy, a Lover Man, ain’t you worry ‘bout a damn thing!
Mama: Lover Man? Well how about you open up a bottle of Wine and I’ll see for myself.
Mac: Easy Now, I’ll open us up some of that Chateau d'Yquem, but first, let me “Play the Blues For You.”
Mama: Lover Man? Well how about you open up a bottle of Wine and I’ll see for myself.
Mac: Easy Now, I’ll open us up some of that Chateau d'Yquem, but first, let me “Play the Blues For You.”
by Odaman89 July 14, 2025

This legendary being is the pinnacle of shitposting that all people strive to be he is known by many names "The Duke of Death" "Daddy Shitpost" or simply "The Duke" however should you ever meet this legendary figure count your blessings that they do not open the gates of hell and release the floodgates of the shitpost
by intorec July 20, 2022

this super sly handsome gorgeous super duper sly gorgeous handsome guy Silas mostly known by his comrades Shack Daddy🥴🥴🥴😚😚😚🥰🥰🥰😊😊😊😍😍😍🤪🤪🤪🥵🥵🥵🥵😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😙😙😙😙😙 he is pretty cool to. I seen his story one time and he was pulling some hoes🤷🏼 ♂️ Not as hot as my girl though
by Joe swifter November 8, 2018

The best DJ around. He is the coolest person you know. He is hella funny and dirty at sports. If ur not friends with him start to be because the list will be full soon. He is also the best in the friend group.
by Daddy Mags December 3, 2019

by Big daddy ap October 7, 2021
