Jack

A person that lives to work on a farm and do very weird things to the horses, cows, and chicken

My friend is a Jack, he’s very weird

by Xx_Badboy_xX September 18, 2023

Jack Campbell

Star goaltender for the Toronto Maple Leafs and former goaltender for the Dallas Stars and the Los Angeles Kings. He holds the nhl record for most consecutive wins to start the season. He is also known for being a really kind person and is universally loved by all Leafs fans and Leafs players.

Person 1: Can you believe Jack Campbell only cost the Leafs Trevor Moore and two third round picks.

Person 2: He was an absolute steal. Soupy for Vezina.

by SouthAlbatross8 December 8, 2021

Jack Heath

A huge nerd and a mug who thinks he’s sick at football but is actually crap

‘You’re such a Jack Heath’

by JackHeathsDog May 25, 2022

Jack black

The greatest human being on the entire planet earth.
can play the fake saxophone like a boss

person 1: Who is that?
person 2: that mother fucking jack black mother fucker!

by Swimming pool cleaner September 17, 2021

MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

The sentence no-one wants to hear!

The BBC are preparing to send an emergency broadcast alert, Highways England shuts all the motorways apart from emergency and military personal - whom will be on standby, the UK economy ceases trading, the Government shuts down internet access for the entire country; these are all the impacts of when Spack No.1 fires up his spanking fetish...

MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022

Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.

I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.

by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021

jack

jack is a loser who always hates his friends and is a fucking dickhead

Fuck jack

by egg124 March 8, 2020