I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 27, 2021

plasma eyes

the name for someone with unsurpassed coolness. is a total badass and is respected by all

Yo Plasma eyes wats up!
Plasma Eyes: i dont even know you

by greenlittleteapot April 16, 2009

Eye Gouger

There you see something so bad and/or disgusting it makes you want to gouge out your eyes.
Guy1: "Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2: "Yeah, it was a real eye gouger".
by judge dredd7 on Jan 29, 2013

Guy1:" Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2:"Yeah,it was a real eye gouger".

by judge dredd7 January 29, 2013

ey ey des

a fun phrase to say

"yo whats up"

"ey ey des"

by outrizzer November 21, 2022

Jimmy Eye

Two cocks one mouth blowjob

The girl in the back of class gave Bob and Bill a mean jimmy eye.

by CharlesDuvall June 12, 2021

tookie manookie eyes

The same thing as Argus-eyes, (see definition 2), except the person's eyes that spell "ARGUS", are blue instead of the traditional pink.

Haha, Arthaa, has tookie manookie eyes.

She has tookie manookie eyes? That bitch!

I hate people with tookie manookie eyes.

by MakiMura April 25, 2019

pickly-eye

Type of glare that is given by a spiteful jealous person who has taken numerous cumshots in their eyes.

That girl must hate you because she is giving you the old pickly-eye

by geronimo8 August 16, 2011