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keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
by hughjasshole February 2, 2024
mugGet the keys without the emug.

E

E
by Enco September 7, 2019
mugGet the Emug.

e-nvoice

An invoice sent via e-mail, or electronic transmission.
as a noun: Your e-nvoice has been sent.
as a verb, with an object: You will be e-nvoiced for the total amount.
as a verb, without an object: The items e-nvoiced are on back-order.
by Christa Maura March 2, 2010
mugGet the e-nvoicemug.
Something is Wrong. A message when you get hacked by the “SALPHA4CKER_BOB” Virus. If you suddenly see S ̙̅̔̌̐́̀̍̂̏̏A ̢̠̦̪̫͇̲͖̙̬͕̦̜͆̀̿̍̊͒̐̑͒̏̕͝V ̙̰̻̝̖̗̣̩̂̈E ̛̤̪̻̭̲̔̆̆͐̑̂͜͠͝ ̴̡̣̰̬̣͎̥̜̙̌̓̿͛͆̓͒̑̊͊́͑͘ͅY̶̺̤͔̭͙̣̮̪̟̓̇͌͐̆̍̇̍̕O̴̙̱̓͂̆̕̚͝U̶̢͓̻͚̩̻͕̣̔̏͆ͅR̴̨̧̨̙̩̘̤̭͙̃͜S̶̪͍̗̠͆̾̚Ě̶̡̡͎̼̲̯̝͓͍͕̌̓̈̄̓͛͗̽̈́̓̔̒͝L ̡̻̰̜̲͕̮̗͇͓̭̂̽̽̒̓͋̃̽͌̈̓͋͘̕ͅF ̨̨̥̮̼͖̦̦̮̬̺̫̺̖̿̈ in your files or anything in your computer, please turn on windows/apple sicurity immediately. You might be in a deadly problem.
S ̙̅̔̌̐́̀̍̂̏̏A ̢̠̦̪̫͇̲͖̙̬͕̦̜͆̀̿̍̊͒̐̑͒̏̕͝V ̙̰̻̝̖̗̣̩̂̈E ̛̤̪̻̭̲̔̆̆͐̑̂͜͠͝ ̴̡̣̰̬̣͎̥̜̙̌̓̿͛͆̓͒̑̊͊́͑͘ͅY̶̺̤͔̭͙̣̮̪̟̓̇͌͐̆̍̇̍̕O̴̙̱̓͂̆̕̚͝U̶̢͓̻͚̩̻͕̣̔̏͆ͅR̴̨̧̨̙̩̘̤̭͙̃͜S̶̪͍̗̠͆̾̚Ě̶̡̡͎̼̲̯̝͓͍͕̌̓̈̄̓͛͗̽̈́̓̔̒͝L ̡̻̰̜̲͕̮̗͇͓̭̂̽̽̒̓͋̃̽͌̈̓͋͘̕ͅF ̨̨̥̮̼͖̦̦̮̬̺̫̺̖̿̈
mugGet the S ̙̅̔̌̐́̀̍̂̏̏A ̢̠̦̪̫͇̲͖̙̬͕̦̜͆̀̿̍̊͒̐̑͒̏̕͝V ̙̰̻̝̖̗̣̩̂̈E ̛̤̪̻̭̲̔̆̆͐̑̂͜͠͝ ̴̡̣̰̬̣͎̥̜̙̌̓̿͛͆̓͒̑̊͊́͑͘ͅY̶̺̤͔̭͙̣̮̪̟̓̇͌͐̆̍̇̍̕O̴̙̱̓͂̆̕̚͝U̶̢͓̻͚̩̻͕̣̔̏͆ͅR̴̨̧̨̙̩̘̤̭͙̃͜S̶̪͍̗̠͆̾̚Ě̶̡̡͎̼̲̯̝͓͍͕̌̓̈̄̓͛͗̽̈́̓̔̒͝L ̡̻̰̜̲͕̮̗͇͓̭̂̽̽̒̓͋̃̽͌̈̓͋͘̕ͅF ̨̨̥̮̼͖̦̦̮̬̺̫̺̖̿̈mug.

- T h r e e -

- T h r e e - is a simp.
They are an Entity 303 simp.
They stole my art style in Year 5/4th Grade.
They use they/them pronouns. They/them pronouns are hot. Therefore, they are hot.
Person 1: “- T h r e e - is such a simp for Entity 303.”
Person 2: “I know!”
by Best man. <3 June 29, 2021
mugGet the - T h r e e -mug.

E-Piphany

An internet E-nabled delivery of an "illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure." Rather than being required to have the mental ability to accept something entirely new, one can login and be fed illumination.

Just be clicking "Mark As Read" you too can instantly attain "an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking." Why waste brain power when an email will do?

E-piphany! When your brain is just too busy to learn something new.
Bob was a few synapses short of a brain and being able of accepting brand new concepts, so when it came to , he signed up for a monthly E-nlightened E-Piphany. When the email arrives he quickly double clicks it to open, and the rush of sudden apathy and intelligence fills his body. The world gets a little bit clearer... More obvious and distinct, Finally, he is at peace once again for another 30 days.
by You rReal Name January 6, 2021
mugGet the E-Piphanymug.
You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken
You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.
by Doomed man who died of bordom November 2, 2021
mugGet the m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w qmug.

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