Joe Gomez

A genuine nonce who keeps thundercunting the ball from 35 yards out when, as of right now, he has 0 career goals. A terrorist on the pitch who deserves the death penalty.

Person 1: Why does he keep shooting from outside the box when Liverpool needs a goal?
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it

by Give my goat a penalty April 15, 2024

Joe kind

Like the nicest person ever! He is awesome and I am so happy to have met someone like him. He is hilarious and he loves his Alexa so much. He is so kind and plays Minecraft with his sister. He adores swimming and basketball

I love you joeeeeeee ✨✨

Woah did you see Joe kind

by Livunicornlovesalba March 22, 2019

joe johnson

your mom probably

person 1: ay you know joe johnson?

person 2: joe johnson who?

person 1: joe johsnon your mom hahaha lol lmao

person 2: your ip address is 192.321.46.54

by john johnson joe June 14, 2023

Joe Mama

A gay man that wants to be a mother yet he's a manz. Also a slang for your mama.

Do you know Joe? Who the freak is Joe? JOE MAMA

by how_not_to_be_ugly_with_teg December 21, 2019

Joe Fishbowl

When you are haveing sexy time with a femail and you cum in her eyes and then put a fish bowl filled with coffee on her head and push her down the stairs into 5 moby dildos

I gave that slut the joe fishbowl and she went wild

by Loofak killer September 7, 2020

Joe

Smart Clever Genius man. Professional gambler with years of experience. These people are hard to find. Typically stays up all night studying the lines to beat the books. Always making sure you get the best line out there.

Need help? Have you met Joe ? That guy hits a bet every night.

by Bet the house November 22, 2021

Joe Budden Discord

The best place to talk about the Joe Budden podcast and whatever Rory and Mal end up doing. There's the patreon discord and then there's this one where we didn't grow up as virgins in high school.

Him: Where can I talk about the Joe Budden podcast that isn't a twitter echo chamber?

Her: Check out The Joe Budden Discord (discord.gg/joebudden) the best spot to talk about the podcast that isn't full of those dumbasses that pay to listen to a dead show on Patreon

by mousebudden May 30, 2021