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Vietnamese Log Jammer

When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!
Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night
by Vandy Sag December 2, 2018
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Vietnam

When you begin guerilla warfare against your white friends and you actually beat them despite their use of napalm
Carl- Shut your mouth boy or ill beat you good
Wang- Ill pull a vietnam on you
Carl- fucking runs fearing the political implications of starting a proxy war with the Soviet Union in an undeveloped country.
by Communism>capitalism December 12, 2018
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Vietnamese kip

Basically just sits in a fuking tree all diary waiting to ambush the Japanese kids
You are a Vietnamese kip because you took a bath with my dad.
by El Mexican Dictionary June 16, 2019
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Vietnamese Nutpacker

During sexual intercourse, when a female partner vigorously squeezes the male partner’s testicles at the moment of climax for the male partner.
“Dude, my balls hurt so bad!!”

“Bro, the girl you brought home last night Probably gave you a Vietnamese Nutpacker.
by Dr. Sam A. September 1, 2019
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Vietnamese Corkscrew

The sexual act in which a man will take a shit on the other person's stomach, and then lay down on said person and spin rapidly while ejaculating furiously.
"Bro I pulled a Vietnamese Corkscrew on this bitch I fucked last night, it was kinky as shit!
by Ur Mum Got Hit By A Semi Truck September 29, 2019
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Vietnamese ball buster

When you use a mortar and pestle to crush ur nuts into an oblivion for the fish guts stew
You should try some fish guts stew I did a lot of Vietnamese ball buster for this it will be good
by Voiddddd September 30, 2019
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Vietnamese fire drill

is when the driver tucks and rolls out the car and the nigga in the back has got to jump up to the wheel and save the passengers life
I told my homie I was sick of his shit and pulled a Vietnamese fire drill.

When you’re getting pulled over and the passengers are more sober than the driver, you need a Vietnamese fire drill
by Gertrude the blowfish December 10, 2019
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