Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise
I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits
by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022
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Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed:

When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.
“Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”
by SlimmKilla April 16, 2023
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van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.
Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
by iamdubz June 23, 2010
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