PECKER TUCKER

A pecker tucker is someone with their

ie; tail between thier legs. Sort of say.

See that guy over there, "he such a pecker tucker"

Ya, know" Squats to pee ".

by Witty ditty June 16, 2025

pecker knuckle

When a man's penis hangs a sharp left or right, also known as Captain Hook....eye eye captain.

Did you see the pecker knuckle on that guy.

by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

pecker pillows

Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.

I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.

by kadis zutton July 6, 2011

pecker premium price

The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.

Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.

by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023

pecker tweet

A tweet that includes images of a penis.

Anthony Weiner sure got in trouble over that pecker tweet.

by W. T. Effman December 8, 2011

tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.

Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.

by swagchampsonthree March 27, 2016