Sometime in the next millennium...

Humorous way of saying, "My request is totally non-urgent; I'm just asking if you could please perform this action when it's convenient for you."

Just like the independent/cautious-minded Angus MacGyver (in one of his TV episodes, he grimly remarked, "When someone assuredly tells me not to worry, THAT'S when I START WORRYING!"), anytime someone begins an assistance-request with, "Sometime in the next millennium...", I get nervous, since in all probability it's gonna be an exceptionally difficult/arduous/boring task that they're asking me about, and/or the undertaking may actually be a lot more urgent than even the requester realizes.

by QuacksO September 19, 2018

pewdiepie is next

im just trying to wake the meme

pewdiepie is next

by da_real_laslas October 7, 2019

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

<verb> to next week

This is used for when somebody, you, or overall anything does anything TOO much or too hard.

"That guy got slapped into next week by that girl.. Ouch."
"Hey what does <verb> to next week mean?"
"Basically where you overdo something, or do it too well."

by whenthefriedchickeneggs October 5, 2022

Vaughn Next Century Learning Center

The worst school in Los Angeles to date.

"Hey, what school do you go to?"
"Vaughn Next Century Learning Center"
"OH HELL NAH, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU"

by XsavierLOL July 29, 2025

The Guy Next Door

A Term very similar to The Girl Next Door, The Guy Next Door has the same premise.

The Guy Next Door is that boy you grew up with. The one you've spent your childhood with, fell in love with, and maybe even at some point, broken up with. He was this ray of sunshine you always appreciated, even if it might have fallen apart.

"Who's The Guy Next Door" you said? Oh, he's my best friend/Boyfriend/Ex-Boyfriend. We've spent years together.

by ItsSurreal February 12, 2024

Thank u,next

Probably is the song name
Its Ariana Grande's song

and for that i say.Thank u,next (next)

by ImmaNubPro May 4, 2019