A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.
That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.
by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021
by tutyilion February 13, 2017
The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.
Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.
I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!
I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!
by notAlexBlumberg February 01, 2022
A terrible ass second baseman in the MLB. Mr. Double play himself as in every big moment he wants to ground into an inning ending double play. If not getting out by double play he is striking out on a curveball rolling on the plate.
by Jonathan India hater July 17, 2023
So my neighbor is this big emo faggot and his name needs to be on urban dictionary. The definition is an emo who can’t afford goth attire so their entire outfit is hand me downs.
by Dragonpug1 January 31, 2019
a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements
Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!
by aerodymanic March 08, 2022
A guy with a huge cock who usually has a lot of money and all the girls want to suck his dick and some say he is a sex god
by Biggerdickthananyoneelse March 24, 2018