Swimming

The stupidest fucking sport to ever exist (if you could even call it a sport)

Swimming is for fags

by Littyfishy January 27, 2019

swimming

death

Swimming is pure death

by victorcheeseball January 6, 2017

Swimming lessons

torture

swimming lessons make me want to kms

by drconnorswasright May 25, 2022

Swimming

The act of not drowning

I was swimming in the big surf at Venice beach

by BananaColadahelpme.. February 26, 2020

Compton Swim Meet

What you'd call the unflushed shit in your toilet after defecating.

Rob: yo imma call u back later i gotta go drop da lil kids off at the compton swim meet

by WillieStroker March 14, 2010

Swim

A cocktail of alcohol as served to a regular at a bar whose drink of choice is known in advance from repeated experience. Defined by bartender Anne Depping at Black Iron Burger in Mancha.

Can I get a swim?

by BeardedMike47 February 8, 2023

Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019