Swimming

A form of mental torture which includes putting someone in clothes which make them feel insecure and expecting them to move through the water while gasping for air.
Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!
by ArtsyLady January 01, 2022
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by victorcheeseball January 06, 2017
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"He was so wet after his swimming competition'
by TheGodessOfTheUniverse22 February 24, 2020
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Swimming

The stupidest fucking sport to ever exist (if you could even call it a sport)
Swimming is for fags
by Littyfishy January 28, 2019
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Swim in the Milk

To engage in money making activities. Why would someone swim in the milk? Because milk makes cheese. What is cheese? Money.
by Chef Ubetcha March 21, 2021
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Swimming the creek

Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.
by Andreas Tortellini April 11, 2018
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Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men
P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.
by Thubby_master March 23, 2022
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