Sphiwe

Sphiwe is a bubbly wild funny and an insightful person mostly handsome and cute. He's high in spirit and he got a short temper but reserved at the same time. He shares very little of his life and emotions but you can rest assured that he's good in bed and a great friend/boyfriend or partner. Once provoked you'll see him by distancing himself from you.

Hey Sphiwe

by Kiss.ur.uncle.leroy November 27, 2021

Sphixius

the cutest thing you will ever meet. they will love you and make you feel not alone. even being mean to them doesn't affect them, they will just continue to be cute and nice. they are like the nicest person and will never leave you. they are also a big time furry who will say a lot of furry things. literally so cute im dying from cuteness just talking to them.

the Sphixius woke up today.

by whyamiwritingthis March 25, 2022

Odin Sphere

The testicle of the Norse king of gods, usually used in comparison to other testicles.

Talking to women requires Odin Spheres.

by TinfoilCondom April 14, 2014

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

sphere

An extremely obese person.

Some sphere was complaining about the size of the seats on the plane.

by blizack November 27, 2002

sphincter slap

after taking part in anal sex, while the anal hole is still wide open and raw, a quick slap is applied to the sphincter hole

"After I busted, I pulled out and gave her a sphincter slap right on her hole and she started to sream

by DOnald July 23, 2003

sphinctor boy

A person, usually a dude, who has never had anyone tell them that they aren't funny. They continually spit out little jokes in any converstion, regardless of who they may be interrupting, as long as they get a few laughs. What happens when they don't get laughs? They're up and running in a matter of seconds to try to make up for it... To fix a sphinctor boy, just wait until he has one of those "rare" jokes where nobody chuckles, then call him out and embarrass him in front of whoever is around. This can fetch varied results, but usually shuts the person up for 3 to 5 days. Sphinctor boys are becoming more and more abundant, and it's becoming harder to pick them out by how they look. Be sure that you give potential sphinctor boys three strikes, because lets face it, everyone gets excited sometimes. After that, though, they are fair game for a good old fashioned shut the fuck up.

Teacher/Professor: Ok class, today kicks off the first day of our American history chapter. (Sphinctor boy, we'll say Chad..) Chad, take that hat off please.

Chad (Sphinctor boy): Hey guys, look! It's me, Uncle Sam! And I WANT YOU!!! Hahaha, get it? I WANT YOU!!!...it's what Uncle Sam says!! Good times...good times....

Girl who feels awkward so she giggles: hehehe

by Chad??? September 20, 2007