The best shag ever

Oliver Thomas mcComiskey

Karen 1: I had the best shag ever last night
Karen 2: no u didn't, that's Ollie. Stupid bitch

by Annahisgf May 17, 2020

april panic shagging

Feeling or better yet busting a nut on girlfriend or family

How did you spend your holiday John
A bit of April panic shagging to my mom

by Midgeplayes October 01, 2018

Shrimpy shag

When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.

“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”

Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.

by Loscantaritosburritos March 18, 2024

shag

a horny teen that wants to play minecraft

guy 1-yo, you want to shag

guy 2-yeah i've been meaning to go on minecraft

by whymydadleave? February 04, 2019

Shag

Another word for sex. Usually used by British people.

I'm going to shag my girlfriend

by 1212121217 December 29, 2020

Shag

British slang for sleep

Em: om gonna go take a quick shag
Eli:so am I I'm shattered

by Kakapiss November 14, 2021

shag

What lewis does to georges sexy mum

Maria: Lewis do u want to shag
Lewis: yes bend over and let me smash your asshole in, then i will penetrate your punani and give u a russian flashbang

Maria squirts litres and lewis cums in her eyes and claps her ears repeatedly

by HDcutz August 13, 2023