September 28

national mess with your crush day! go out and mess with the person you like by taking their things or scaring them

dude its September 28, take her phone to mess with her!

by kash15 September 27, 2021

September 22

Ask her out, you only live once ❤️

“Hey it’s September 22, why don’t you go ask her out”

by …Logan… September 21, 2021

September 28

National kidnap your white best friend day

Hey hunter it’s September 28

And why do I care?

Because today I can kidnap you

by dalvarado5301 September 27, 2021

September 28

Ask your crush out

Hey bro I think I’m about to ask my crush out
Do it bro it’s September 28

by Kalobeast September 27, 2021

No simp september

No simp September for the boys.

Boy: omg she fine as hell!
Guy:Bro dont forget no simp september !

by Jypscum😻 September 2, 2020

September 11

The day that changed America forever.

Big-ups to evryone who gave the ultimate sacrifice on 9/11. My heart goes out to all of you.

by bigtones January 12, 2005

September 14

September 14 is officially named “Give Mammon Money Day”!

Everyone should give Mammon at least 100,000 grimm. If ya don’t give him money, your gacha luck will be cursed for an entire year.

Let’s send Mammon money and celebrate this wonderful day!

Human 1: “Hey, it’s September 14!”

Human 2: “Really?! Get your wallet, let’s give Mammon one million grimm!”

by Mammon69 September 13, 2020