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Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.
Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!
by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011
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Puerto Rican Frog Tattoo

A tattoo to show that you are the gayest of the gay and are dtf with any man you lock eyes with.
Did you see Alex’s new Puerto Rican frog tattoo? He looks zesty af now.
by TheGlizzyGobbler143 December 29, 2023
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Costa Rican Cheese Surprise

The act of filling your mouth with cream cheese and then squeezing it out into your partner's urethra
I was 69'ing my girlfriend last night and she gave me a Costa Rican Cheese Surprise
by Garzipan August 11, 2016
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Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.
Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”
by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024
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Puerto Rican Riviera

Southern part of Brooklyn also known as Coney Island. Riviera season is June til September. Signs of the season include but not limited to an increase of Honda's & Nissan's with PA, VA, & NJ temp tags parked along Surf Ave with empty Coors Light cans leading a trail to the brown sandy beach.
I saw Mexicans playing volleyball with a soccer play on the Puerto Rican Riviera last year.
by 15plus1 May 1, 2022
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Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."
by Young Jazo July 9, 2018
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