The Palm of Dan

The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.

My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.

by T-Rail April 2, 2007

Palm-strong

a show of strength and dexterity in a given disapline

"Did you see that guy? He robot danced all over that mo-fo, check that caterpillar out."

"Yeah that's Palm-strong baby"

"Wow That dude saved that citizen from being beaten up with his bad ass kung fu. I ain't never seen a one inch punch like that before"

"Proper Palm-strong!"

by Roscore100 December 9, 2008

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013

fire palm

N. The sensation you feel on your palm and fingers when you accidentally hit your open hand against something harder than you expected. It can be caused by high fives, slamming your hand on a desk in defiance, hitting your hand on the pavement, or just about any other hand-related epic fail.

La-a: don't touch me!
Shaqual:shut up!
Shaqual:*swings hand to slap La-a, but accidentally hits his hand against a phone pole he didn't notice*
La-a: how do yo like that Fire Palm!
Shaqual: *doubled over and holding his hand while cursing*
Shaqual: shut up, you bitch!
La-a:*kicks Shaqual in the nuts and walks away*

by Blacko Jacko November 21, 2013

puddin palms

Super dope chick with stupid soft hands who likes to dye her hair n shit
Rumors of a donkey dick

In the boxes above, puddin palms link to other words with square brackets. For example, booty

by knifeylife April 19, 2015

Fart Palm

To fart into the palm of your hand and quickly hold it up to a near person of disliking.

"Dude! Did you see Peter fart palm Taylor over there!"

by Burt Macklin FBI May 15, 2015

Sticky Palm

The sexually-derogatory act of ejaculating in an individual's own hand, the individual in question being a man, after receiving oral sex, followed by the slapping of their partner's face with their bodily fluids still in on his hand in a act of sexual humiliation and/or dominance.

It is executed recommendably with the sexual partner suffering from this abuse having their eyes closed or blindfolded to accomplish this condition it is also recommended to suggest to the partner you wish to give him a standard facial so the individual later can advice the partner to close his eyes to avoid the projecting fluids deriving from his penis not ending up being projected into their eyes.

Male #1 - So I heard Stephanie got a haircut a haircut without your permission last Wednesday...
Male #2 - Yeah... I got so mad at the bitch when i got home and we had our daily after work sex I gave her a sticky palm.
Male #1 - Damn you sure showed that bitch...

by Big dick André July 11, 2016