Palm Beach Crazy

bat shit crazy: not mentally present: marked by EXTREME delusions, esp. of grandeur: beyond insane: total loss of reason and accountability: unaware or unconcerned about consequences, compulsive liar, lives in the past, weird . . .

"She's not just crazy, she's Palm Beach Crazy," do you know what I mean?"

by Tab Smart August 30, 2022

Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.

by Hey old man! April 7, 2011

Palm Springs Blow Torch

Usually occurs after consuming a spicy meal accompanied by a bout of food poisoning where you repeatedly spray red hot shit out your ass. However, despite your inflamed anus, it does not stop your partner from sexual penetration.

Despite eating some bad taco meat, Jason's sexual frustration resulted in Nick giving him a big old Palm Springs blow torch.

by ZT14 October 13, 2016

puddin palms

Super dope chick with stupid soft hands who likes to dye her hair n shit
Rumors of a donkey dick

In the boxes above, puddin palms link to other words with square brackets. For example, booty

by knifeylife April 19, 2015

palm breeze

Is when you get slapped in the face for being disrespectful

Hay man that mofo called my sister a bitch. Ima go and give him a palm breeze to the face

by Smobbin 650 October 5, 2021

Palm the Biscuit

The act of reaching behind you in a restaurant to grab another diner’s baked goods. OR
The act of pleasuring oneself physically

Paul can actually palm the biscuit from two tables away.

Their 15 year old spends all of his time palming the biscuit.

by Hot P October 18, 2021

palm licker

A male who masterbates and ejaculates into his own hand then licks his palm clean of cum.

George is a palm licker.

by CrazyDr.Abbey July 10, 2022