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tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
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A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97
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And its only $12.95 if its used
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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Inch Chua

A pretentious Singaporean musician who acts artsy and genuine but is actually really fake AF... and uses bots for her Instagram.
"Hey, stop being so fake. You aren't Inch Chua."
"Oh wow, I didn't know you could be so inauthentic, so Inch Chua-ish!"
by thelolhuman January 14, 2019
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180 inch Wraps

The minimum length of hand wraps for boxing should be 180 inches. Pad the knuckles, bind the metacarpals, lock in thw thumb, and stabilize the wrist.
"Bruh, you're hitting the bag without 180 inch wraps?"
"I don't need that."
"You're gonna get arthritis by 25 man."
by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025
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Six inch stinger

When a privileged white make covers his penis in hot sauce and proceeds to thrust themselves into the cavity of an unsuspecting person
Man I was at a party the other night and turn the light out and gave them the six inch stinger.
by Greasy nipple November 4, 2023
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