tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

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SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97

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And its only $12.95 if its used

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mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

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1ml short of an inch

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.

I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch

by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025

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