Homosexual

A person who would rather be rode by a dick than to ride a hot Latina chick. Also going to pride parades that just leave a mess. Don’t be a homo.

Person 1: Dad, I think I am a homosexual.

Person 1’s Dad: We are out of milk *walks out of the door*.

by YourMomAMilf March 19, 2023

homosexual

used by homophobes towards gay people to make themselves "scientifically accurate"

Homophobe: Homosexuals and their hellish sexualities.
Person: Go to hell. How would you feel if I called you heterosexual instead of straight?

by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021

Homosexual

When a man lays down and another man who's around 7 foot and black who's had a curry the night before hovers over him and shits all over his face covering him and his clean sheets in the process.

"Dad I think I'm homosexual"
"Ooh careful son you don't want recycled curry do you?"

by HomosexualCurryMuncher November 6, 2023

Homosexual

A natural form of population control, caused by overcrowding or revulsion to the social behavior of the opposite sex

Yo, did you hear that a bunch of scientists at NIMH turned rats homosexual?

by Enderlee January 3, 2023

Homosexual

Me (damien)

“Damien’s so gay, he’s drawing man boobs again!! HOMOSEXUAL”

“Kys” 🫶

by BOOTYDESTROYER (THE OG) January 18, 2023

Homosexual

Literally just adolf h!tl3r 🙋🏻 ♂️

Homosexual: You know that guy from ww2?? He’s gay!
Homosexual 2: FR??

by OkDottore June 7, 2022

Homosexual

Him from The PowerPuff Girls.

Hit cartoon villain ‘Him’ is definetly a homosexual!!

by nasty john September 4, 2023