Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke

Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?

by ff69 April 27, 2024

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Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Oh my god I would kill to see this happen

Guy 1: man, I really wanna see some Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Guy 2: kill yourself

by BirdsAreFake115 May 2, 2024

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Homosexual

It's when a guy's attracted to other guy
(Note: NOT all gays have to identify as male, some can identify with not-so male pronouns)

Edd: "I'm in love with Jayden!"

Douchy Daisy: "I can fix that and make you straight~"

Edd: "I doubt having sex with a girl will make me straight"

Jayden: "Edd and I are proud homosexual men!"

by European_Shockshell >~< November 24, 2023

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The perfect word to describe the most perfect gay man.

David Walker, who is DDR’s finest piece of furniture, is a prehistoric homosexual who lives in the closest and sometimes opens the door to allow the outside world to view his not so hidden secret.

‘Prehistoric’ is to describe the era in which he was born. Roaming around with the dinosaurs, you’d often see Walker on the back of a T-Rex waving a pride flag and sipping a glass of his own semen.

You’re such a prehistoric homosexual, David Walker. I’m loving those shoes you crafted from the bones of a stegosaurs and the bra you made from leaves.

by DDR HOE March 19, 2022

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