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Heavy Chevy 

A large, heavy chevy vehicle, such as a caprice or a tahoe. First used in lyrics by camaflauge.
Ridin in my heavy chevy blowin on some wood.
R.I.P. Camaflauge
Heavy Chevy by Big Bob November 18, 2004

Heavy Breather 

A heavy breather is a generic name for a person that is in a position of power and influence. They do not breathe any louder than the rest of us, but their breath/words have a larger impact on society. This term usually is used reserved corporate executives or high level politicians.
"So dog, whaddid ya do today?! Dude, I had to sit in this meeting with a bunch of heavy breathers"

"The heavy breathers of the right are panting for spending cuts again"
Heavy Breather by Ninja787 September 23, 2009

heavy metal 

heavy metal is stupid

it only focuses on certain aspects of music and therefore is no better than rap
heavy metal is a really fucking dumb subgenre that shouldn't have made it out of the 70's where it wasn't even considered or taken seriously at all when there was so much awesome "real" music around
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if mtv hadn't come along metal wouldn't have had enough exposure to hang around and become popular
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either that or they would have had to work alot harder and maybe then the genre wouldn't have turned out to be so shitty and sucky and the utter fucking joke that it is
someone so huge and hideous they can not be out in public without being made fun of
awwhh f*** here comes Heavy D
heavy d by Leigh Anne May 6, 2005

Heavy Metal 

It's shit.
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It's barely better than rap and emo.
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It's for GOTH fucktards with no taste in music.It's just an excuse to play Halloween dressup 365 days a year and scream and yell stupid bullshit lyrics which have abosultely no point to them and if they did you'd never know it anyways because you can't understand them anyways as they are either screamed in a shrill voice or grunted like a constipated,demon-possessed cookie monster!Doesn't matter anyways though because the lyrics are fucktarded to the core.Just some shit about evil darkness satanism and paganism and maybe some bestiality or necrophelia action.It's the gayest form of music ever invented.It is so gay,lol.
Heavy Metal is the most pointless shit aside from rap and emo that's ever been conceived of.It's for D&D nerds and neo-pagans/satanists and homos in general.Oh my goth it'sth tho goth!

heavy-metal

total fail at music

made by tone-deaf,teeny-bopper, pre-pubers who like to suck the farts and maggots from a dead dog's asshole
that sonic equivalent of shit that you are hearing, that my friends is heavy-metal