Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)

"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."

by xXxScrubLordxXx February 4, 2015

Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.

This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.

by CacAflac January 19, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>When My 2 Facial Cheeks Inflate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When My 2 Facial Cheeks Inflate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When My 2 Facial Cheeks Inflate<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

dynamic facial

Euphemism for the practice of ejaculating a large quantity of semen into the face of one's sexual partner.

Dick finished the fuck and suck session by giving Jane a dynamic facial.

by Peter Angelos April 28, 2011

<.7.9.7.6.>When My Two Facial Cheeks Disflate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When My Two Facial Cheeks Disflate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When My Two Facial Cheeks Disflate<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

Presidential Facial

When you go to Mount Rushmore and bust a nut on all four presidents.

Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!

by The_Russiann January 12, 2016

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016