David

David was a guy.

He had a pet pufferfish and a garden.

Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho

by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021

David

He is quiet big and looks like big al off toy story. He’s a big cunt and when he yells everyone around him laughs at him and that makes him triggered. Also he has an everlasting forehead and scabs on the back of his head

Boy : hey have you saw David today
Boy#2: oh big al the maths teacher

by Tootsy November 14, 2019

David

A guy who really likes bbws and lizzo he is also really ugly and can only get fat people women or men he takes it or leaves it he is really unfunny and has a small dick usually has ugly curly hair that looks like pubes and is the gay best friend he likes dogs in different ways than usual and tells his mom to suck his dick

Guy 1:Yo that guy likes fat people

Guy 2:Must be a david

by Bigboydavid23132 February 4, 2020

David

A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole

Person 1: "Man, that girl I fucked last night had such a massive butthole. She was such a David"

by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018

David

David is the name for a man who is a fool

Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool

by Sporkin February 3, 2019

David

A fucking gay homosexual faggot cunt who likes to touch boys

ur a David d

by didbber;bgerng December 19, 2018

David

The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.

“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday”

“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”

by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 28, 2019