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Good Morning and God Bless

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
by Zexan May 23, 2018
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good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

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"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
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Blessed

They said I was Blessed.
So they called you weird?
by your friend ahaha February 2, 2022
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Blessing

Blessing is a blessing indeed your mom named you right
OMG BLESSING TEXTED ME IM BLESSED
by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
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Bless

Bless is the type of shy and sweet girl who is wife material with ho potential. No fears my dudes, because she´s too socially awkward to even get near a male homosapient with whom she is attracted to. Bless is the type of girl who is always empathetic to others and even to assholes who she takes her back. Don´t break her trust because although she may forgive you, she never trust you again. She is one of the most beautiful girls who deserves the world from everything she has gone through. She is also random at times so be prepared for that or else your unmatched energy will push her away. Don´t push her away as she is one of the most understanding and kindest and most etheral innocent being you will ever encounter. Be nice to her you lucky bitch.
Bless: Oi, let´s hug.
Person: I don´t like hugs.
Bless: proceeds to hug***
by Kou´s wife February 11, 2021
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bless yo sneaky link phone day

“it’s bless yo sneaky link phone day,bless my phone
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