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National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team
Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up
by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021
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Beaner Bender

A bender, lasting at least two days, consisting of consuming nothing but things of Mexican nature, whether it be food, media, or drinks.
Man, Rudy has only eaten Taco Bell, drank Dos Equis, and listened to Fuerza Regida for the last 3 days. He’s been on a real Beaner Bender.
by NOTMYTEMPO January 30, 2024
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Beaners

When a young boy who chings several opps has a minuscule penis. They fiddle with their ting smeggy ballbag until they catch HIV or aids. They also love Wigan and dildos.
by Chazywazywinkle November 11, 2020
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BEANER

The term used to describe illegal aliens that come to America because those wet bags like to eat beans
THESE BEANERS OUR JOBS!
by MERICAUSA May 3, 2023
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Car Beaner

What americans end up saying when they try to pronounce "Karbiner" when refering to a series of German bolt action rifles.
"Hey guys today we'll be taking a look at a Car Beaner 98k."
by wiggerbum April 28, 2018
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Beaner

Beaner is a racial slur that’s used against/to offend Mexicans and Mexicans only, (ones who have more tan/darker skin)

It’s also because white people back then mock darker Mexicans for their skin and they way their food was made, especially beans they mock us for that too.

(again be aware that you cannot say beaner unless your Mexican/Mexican with darker and tan skin)
Person1: Hey Beaner! How’s your tacos and beans going? Or you gonna make a tamale.

Person2: you shouldn’t be calling me that you know

Person1: Huh, what you mean?? It’s totally fine don’t be such a sensitive person, it’s just a word.

person2: (¿¡que está pendejo es hablando?! que feo les americanos aquí )

^
Tr: (what’s this idiot talking about?! How ugly the Americans are here)
by 1hatonegayperson1_ July 6, 2021
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Beaner

Beaner: A hispanic (preferably mexican) person, or a person who has more than 50%+ mexican blood.

(This is a SLUR that only Hispanic(/mexican) people can say.
?: Damn dude Juan is such a smelly beaner!!

Juan: Im gonna go eat more tacoossss
by quackshoo September 26, 2021
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