arse pirates

homosexual deviants who use unorthodox methods to perform sexual intercourse on each other.
most commonly found in America and Greece.

may be mistaken for "semen jockeys"

commonly known as "meat lovers" or "poop pokers".

"boy band Blue are a bunch of Arse Pirates"

by ulises May 22, 2004

arse burger

When a person 'eats' somebody's ring. The cheeks making up the 'buns' and the ring the 'meat' for one joyous arse burger. Often compared to the taste of Mcdonalds burgers(2)

(1)
Person:I love eating my girlfriends arse burger 24/7...mmmmm Mcdonalds

(2)
Person:Mmmmmm....arse burger
Person2:Put, my cheese burger down dude

by Shitballs July 8, 2004

ARSE KLEGGS

Think of Klingons on the starboard bow. Whenever one takes a shower, there will also be arse Kleggs to deklegg.

My girly housemate who was fresh from the shower, bent over, and I felt like I was having a fight to the death with Worf from Star Trek, as a result of her arse kleggs.

by richie williams May 2, 2008

given the arse

To be fired; sacked; made redundant.

My work gave me the arse the other day.

by Great Serpent February 24, 2004

arse baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

most mackems are arse baby's

by harry clasper August 27, 2017

arse master

to be a master of the rectum. If in US use "ass master", then followed by the word chump.

you's aint nothin but an arse master bitch!!

by pip-sticks August 13, 2006

Arse Brick

Arse Brick - brick that comes from arse, - big turd - large excrement - heavy poo - a poo that sinks - a poo that doesn't flush - a poo that you may need tools to remove - a poo that really really hurts you arse (like it was square as a brick)

- derived from the term bricking it ;)

geez freddie , your such an arse brick!!!!

that guy was an arse brick

dont be an arse brick

isn't tom cruise such , an, ARSE BRICK!!!

or ......

you lucky arse brick

by buku man May 25, 2009