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Glizzy

DAMN BRO HE BE EATIN A GLIZZY
HELL YEAH HE IS
*TAKES OUT PHONE*
THIS GONNA BE VIRAL BITCH
by SrGabie September 6, 2020
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Glizzy

Glizzy: language of origin. english, Washington State context: the process eating a glazed donut after microwaving it for 10 seconds. Turning its composition's from “glazed” to its now recognized conjugate “glizzy ”
Bro, I’m finna turn this glazed donut into a Glizzy! Are you done using the microwave? I just need 10 seconds! Friend: yeah bro, go ahead!
by Windo stunna November 24, 2023
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GLIZZY

yesmy: is that a cheese stick?
val: it looks like a glizzy
gaby: what is that?
erika: peepee
by peepeed420 May 8, 2022
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on slizzy glizzy

Means "he hears voices" in Polski.
Duo: ¿on slizzy glizzy po angielsku?
by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
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Glizzy Wallet

No Penetration, just sliding your dick up and down an ass crack
Bro-1: how was your night?

Bro-2: thought we were gonna have sex but just ended up doing the olé Glizzy wallet
by Mcnuggs10! July 1, 2022
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Reuben Glizzy

noun

1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.

2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes
by LiterallyUseless June 4, 2025
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