David

David was a guy.

He had a pet pufferfish and a garden.

Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho

by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021

David

David is gay

Yo that man was acting like a David

by Slazeyu June 14, 2019

David

a man who won’t mind his damn business

David: wait why does johnny have so many soaps?
johnny: mIND YO DAMN BUSINESS DAVID

by imadethisaccountforthisdefinti April 23, 2020

David

Glasses and Gay

David Bad

by Oof Kings March 5, 2020

David

He is quiet big and looks like big al off toy story. He’s a big cunt and when he yells everyone around him laughs at him and that makes him triggered. Also he has an everlasting forehead and scabs on the back of his head

Boy : hey have you saw David today
Boy#2: oh big al the maths teacher

by Tootsy November 14, 2019

David

Stoopid

"Be a human,don't be a David"

by 2812a April 30, 2020

David

Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games

guy 1: "damn, is that a David right there?"
guy 2:"Gotta dodge this ranked game!"

by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018