The Doris Virus

A fatal virus caused by a person named Doris
Symptoms: Inclination to "I am Doris"
Cure: NONE

The people who are infected by The Doris Virus will say " Hi, I'm Doris

by Tw Guy December 18, 2023

ViRuS

don't frick with him. He's a faggot without parents.

oi. You look like drunk ViRuS

by ViRuSowo August 17, 2019

fortnite unblocked no virus

Someone who tried to play fortnite in school cause they were so bored

Hey i'm gonna search up fortnite unblocked no virus and see if anything comes up bro

by potatoes tomatoes January 14, 2025

paradise virus

A fictional virus named for the band "Paradise Kills" Which is a 2023 American metalcore/alternative rock band.

my mom got the paradise virus and she's on life support

by yo momma LOL LOLLnot funny?, k July 28, 2023

Virus

get the fuck off of my pc you ugly fat fucking rat. i don't like ur ads, I only like the ones that are free ad blockers. anyways download this :D --> totallynotavirus.exe(fake)

i got a computer virus

by Kool Cid 3.0 boi March 9, 2021

Anti-virus

Viruses, turned into hash, then added to the "Black-list" libraries of Anti-viruses.
A type of program which can be easily defeated if you change one line of code in your malware.

anti-virus : You can't defeat me....
malware : I know, but he can...
Hash-changer intensifies

by Symptom of things June 21, 2021

J-Virus

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.

"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the

J-Virus".

Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?

>.<

by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013