Chair Tuna

The built up secretions in a vagina after stting in a chair for long periods of time

Kelly was sitting in class so long i could smell her chair tuna all the way down the hallway

by KDOG AND NOODLES June 21, 2011

Tuna Captain

A man who skippers lots of Tuna - or has sex with a lot of women.

Sam: "Hey Mike, is that the Tuna Captain talking to your girlfriend?"
Mike: "Oh shit. It is. You don't think he's skippered her, do you???"
Sam: "Probably. Guess you're single again."
Mike: "Fuck the Tuna Captain."
Sam: "Yeah, she already did, dude."

by MoscowRant February 14, 2012

tuna mongoose

A shishtar that has many a nickname such as
tina minjew
tinka mongalinka
tuna moongalieese
tanana moonjuice
tana tana tana is rich and your not
also has a secret second twitter account that this group chat called quacking dicks calls "tana 2" and this tana 2 also knows that dale is gay
and we all know it

tana: "whoever can guess whats on this case gets a free phone case" **carrie guesses correctly** **bitch tuna mongoose ignores her comment and still owes her one**

by tinka mongolia June 1, 2018

Tuna Spread

When a girl sticks her finger(s) through her folds of her labia or all the way into her vagina and then smears the risidual batter on a guy OR girl’s mustache area/upper lip.

Guy says, “I was standing in a bar, when Kelly came up behind me and gave me a tuna spread; I think she really likes me.”

by Skysanteni June 5, 2018

tuna slide

When a guy slides his shaft up and down on dat puss without penetrating said puss

Not tonight babe it hurts, let's just do the tuna slide

by Assram July 29, 2015

filleting tuna

When a male engages in sexual intercourse with a female

Jack just took Mary home and is currently filleting tuna in his bedroom

by Dick Caswell USCG Academy March 21, 2011

Dangerous tuna

Hates gays and is an absolute bitch is also extremely stupid and a poo poo head

Dangerous tuna hates gays

by Potato4634 November 17, 2019