When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."
"John- it's not looking good out here."
"Jebsy, what does it-"
"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."
"Shit, got it."
Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.
"Jebsy, what does it-"
"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."
"Shit, got it."
Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.
by RiceOfCourse December 14, 2022
Get the tornado emergencymug. by tfuvjgu December 14, 2022
Get the Tibetan Tongue Tornadomug. When a man is complimenting the tightness of the vagina, and begins wiggling it around inside for emphases
by literal_garbage November 8, 2017
Get the tight tornadomug. an event during sex,it combines the aspects of the tornado where one grabs hold of the blades of a ceiling fan during coitus in the doggy style position and bring your partner to climax strongly enough to "fountain"
by oldguard April 20, 2023
Get the tornado fountainmug. A person who is particularly good chasing storms and intercepting tornadoes in storms. This is based off of Brad Arnold.
by Creative Cook YT April 28, 2025
Get the Tornado Sniffermug. When you defecate on one's person face and you got diarrhea. It's like the Cleveland Steamer or the Quebec Steamer but more liquid.
Lay on the floor really fast, Im ready to give you the Drummondville Tornado wich i cannot hold any longer.
She drank all of the Drummondville Tornado I gave her.
She drank all of the Drummondville Tornado I gave her.
by Cam.c.2222 December 17, 2017
Get the Drummondville Tornadomug. by cool dude ste June 28, 2017
Get the June showers bring scary tornadoesmug.